Your attention, please.
I, Ezra Q. Button, have declared myself dictator of the entire world. I have chosen the medium of the podcast as an economical
way of making my dictates and proclamations known. My hope is to provide the world with instant solutions to problems which
have plagued us since the dawn of humanity. I am also interested in devising appropriate, if unusual, punishments for malefactors.
That is all. Thanks for listening.